Drycicles

First you need to set a trap that’s fit for a clown,

Such as a crying baby, or a morose Mademoiselle

Lay it down slowly, careful not to tickle the bait

Then you wait for the prey

You need to acknowledge that clowns are dangerous predators

They might crack up a joke, or, even more dangerous

Blow water balloons, only to make you feel Good

But you shouldn’t give up, carefully regularly check on

The trap; The highest priced are the ones with the luminous red

Noses. That strike a pose, have goofy eyes so sad

Carrying their water-roses with them

Shouting Ha! Ha! Ha!. ha! HA! Breathe!